How to suddenly become Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat…
a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”
and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal
"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."
420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
"Badass Versions of Beloved Characters"
by Sylvain Sarrailh: http://tohad.deviantart.com/
Shakespeare’s Deaths and Murders infographic, by Caitlin Griffin at Drown My Books.
This was sent to me this afternoon by my former English Lit. tutor. File under: classroom wall displays.
I was always told that a Shakespearean tragedy basically boils down to “Everyone stab the person to your left.” This is a little more precise.
1950s Prom and Party Dresses: Black and White
Second row Left is mine, pls&thx